The Simian Savant

Was $34.95 NOW $17.95

This is the plush monkey who consults his crystal ball to divine a sassy answer to any question. Children simply present their query and squeeze the primate’s plush foot, and the cheeky simian eases their futuristic frettings with a response of “Maybe, baby!” or “LOL, totes!” His witty banter includes 20 prophecies and phrases, and if he doesn’t like the question he won’t hesitate to say so. (For less monkey-moxie and a more straightforward response, squeeze his right hand to hear a simple negative or affirmative.) The soothsayer sports a classic plumed turban, and his crystal ball comes to life with a harplike trill and a rainbow of flashing, colored lights. His purple polyester fur can be spot cleaned. Ages 3 and up. Includes three AAA batteries. 11" H x 7" W x 5" D. (7 oz.)

Lifetime Guarantee

The Simian Savant comes with The Hammacher Schlemmer Lifetime Guarantee. If this product ever disappoints you, for any reason, you may return your Hammacher Schlemmer purchase for exchange, credit, or refund.

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Special Shipping Charges

Oversized items scheduled for expedited delivery (Premium or Express) may incur additional shipping and services charges because of their unusual size. Please call 1-800-321-1484 for an estimate of S&S charges. International callers, please call 1-513-860-3397.

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Special Shipping Charges

Shipped via truck and may require customer assistance upon delivery. You will be contacted to make an appointment for delivery.

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This product is Duty Free to Canada

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Price $17.95
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The Simian Savant
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