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This is the art poster that comes to the rescue with Shakespearean-quality zingers when you’re at a loss for words. When the perfect jab for the occasion eludes you, simply turn to the poster to bestow that annoying in-law with, “I was seeking a fool when I found you,” or an ex-boss with “He has not so much brain as earwax.” The word map, taken directly from the great bard’s works, organizes these clever comebacks into categories such as Inanimate Objects, Bodily Qualities, and Personal Attributes. Printed in the USA on 100 lb. FSC-certified, archival quality paper, this 18" x 24" poster will be appreciated by any thespian, poet, or English major. Includes magnetic rail frame. (1 1/4 lbs.)
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