The Inflatable On Call Grim Reaper

This is the 12’-tall inflatable grim reaper that patiently presides on a front lawn as it sits in deathly silence atop a pillared throne. Staying those brave enough to withstand his leering gaze, the reaper compels even the most pious to pause and reflect upon one’s mortality with an unmoving—and unmoved—skeletal countenance that provides no indication whether or not one “makes the cut”. Only available from Hammacher Schlemmer, it is unaffected by rain, early frosts, or other unseemly Halloween weather phenomena, thanks to a 75-denier, 100% polyester construction that imparts an appropriate etherealness to the reaper’s “body” and death shroud while lending rigidity and imminent purpose to its towering scythe. Three C7 bulbs that illuminate the reaper from within grant it implied prescience while the included constant-inflation air pump generates the low hum of the spiritworld. Seven stakes and three ropes secure the reaper’s repose to the ground during tempests, ensuring younger onlookers that their time for harvesting is still far away. 12' H x 8 1/2' W x 8 1/4' D. (18 lbs.)